Welcome to Unleash The Beef, kids.
I'm Danny Boy, and I'm the jackass that's steering this ship. I'm a twenty-eight nine year old male living outside of civilization's greatest failure - Washington DC Dallas, TX.

I used to operate a tenderhearted, family-friendly site called CrappingCommonSense.com, but closed up shop a few years ago when the site was suffocated by a photograph of Beth Chapman's (Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife) sweater hogans that I was foolish enough to post.

Now that I've caught my breath, I'm returning to the ol' internet machine, only this time my caustic blather will share space with information on my experience searching for truth in health and nutrition as this has been my focus for the last four years.

I maintain an exclusively carnivorous diet, and stress that it's not really a "diet" but a path - one that few people

are willing to walk upon despite the supportive evidence of human history, real science, and plain old real-world proof-by-experience. This may seem ironic considering the content of this paragraph and premise of this site, but I find it absurd/pathetic when people define themselves by their diet. I was one of these skull-numbing douchehammers for a period of time, got over myself, and eventually discovered carnivory to be the avenue that frees us from that putrid mindset. I'm not here to be holier-than-thou (though clearly I am) and try to make a sideshow of myself through my eating habits. I'm putting myself and my diet on display so that those who are interested in the truth and motivated to live by it might consider my experience, abandon carbohydrates, and make food a complete non-issue in their life, as it should be. I literally live on beef and water, with the bulk of my calories coming from pure fat. As you can see, all that evil animal fat has led to the morbidly obese state pictured above. I will focus on the simplicity and excellence of this carnivorous path and will keep it simple. I am not a scientist and I am not a science worshipper. My focus will be on my personal experience, how easy and obvious this path really is, and how much easier life can be when it's lived free from food addiction and appetite. Keep an open mind and remember that not everything you "know" is irrevocable fact. If you're incapable of doing this, piss off.

All that meat eating, though, will play second fiddle to my general tremendousness and the fantastic things I have to say about things in general. My words will anger many. This does not concern me. I am not here to cater to anyone's delicate emotional balance. I have no respect for stupidity or ignorance. My posts are not open to comments because comment sections are a playground for human parasites. Plus, I'm really not interested in what you have to say. You can email me at unleashthebeef@gmail.com but realize that if you piss and moan and tell me what a prick I am, your words may be posted on the site and you'll be snuffed out publicly.

Finally, I hope this site will inform you and entertain you. If you take yourself seriously, you'll likely not appreciate anything I have to say. You should also consider killing yourself. My writing may seem angry, but rest assured I'm a happy little camper. Those possessing comprehension skills and a modicum of wit will recognize comedy and sarcasm when they see it. I can't help the rest of you. At the end of the day, I'm a happy, goofy asshole, and thanks to my beef awakening, I've never been healthier. All I need is a fatty ribeye and something to laugh at to keep it that way.