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WHO'S GOT BEEF?
This handsome fella. I've created this little utopia for
two reasons:
1) To rant indiscriminately on issues with which I have
'beef'
2) To detail my path on a 100%
carnivorous diet
Won't you accompany me on my wondrous journey?
FEED ME BEEF!
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Girls Of Summer, NH Edition
Post-Coital Candor
Stupidity Meets Socialism
Gabamania Runs Wild
Official Cause Of Death: Xbox
Soul Break
Common @ White House, GAF
Right Move, Wrong Perspective
Is There No Place That's Sacred?
Royalty Schmoyalty
Smart Slice My Throat
Words Can Be Hurtful...
Bear
Ride Alongs Aren't Sexy
A Letter From Paul
The War On Pubes
The Modern American Warrior
An Unobstructed View
January Search Terms
I Ain't Sayin' She A Beef Digger
Societal Self-Defeatism
FBQ: Vege-Fruitarianism
FBQ Part 3: On Views
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Idiots Of MySpace I
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Instant Idiocy
Instant Idiocy II
Instant Idiocy III
Instant Idiocy IV
Instant Idiocy V
Instant Idiocy Essay
The Shit List
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Chocolate Lucky Charms
Whataburger = Perfection
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MEAT EATERS
Zeroing In On Health Forum
Zeroing In On Health Blog
The Bear
Bear's Essays
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High Fat Nutrition
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Free The Animal
Mark's Daily Apple
Animal Pharm
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Health Matters
Power Of Meat
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Vegetarians Are Evil
Let Them Eat Meat
Girl Gone Primal
Meatcandy
Conditioning Research
Cholesterol Skeptics
Beyond Vegetarianism
Top Ten Nutritonal Events
Top Ten Nutritional Myths
REQUIRED READING
Nutrition /Physical Degeneration
Good Calories, Bad Calories
Why We Get Fat
The Vegetarian Myth
Letter On Corpulence
Eat Fat And Grow Slim
The Fat Of The Land
The Stone Age Diet
Fat & Cholesterol Are Good
Trick And Treat
Fiber Menace
Cereal Killer
Radical Honesty
EASY LISTENING
Joe Rogan Experience
Jay Mohr Podcast
Bill Burr Podcast
Greg Fitzsimmons Podcast
Joey Diaz Podcast
Adam Corolla Podcast
Phil Hendrie Show
Robert Kelly Podcast
Jim Florentine Podcast
Jim & Eddy Talk Shit
FREEDOM LISTENING
Lew Rockwell Podcast
Larken Rose Audio
Free Talk Live
Freedomain Radio
No Agenda Show
School Sucks Podcast
GOOD CLEAN FUN
Hot Chics With Douchebags
Stuff White People Like
Best Page In The Universe
Awkward Family Photos
Fuck You, Penguin
People Of Walmart
Funny Or Die
Tucker Max
Tard Blog
Patrice O'Neal
Tourettes Guy
South Park
Cats That Look Like Hitler
Men Look Like Old Lesbians
27b/6
TRUTH
Lew Rockwell
Larken Rose
InfoWars
Grand Delusion
WikiLeaks
Ron Paul Daily
Campaign For Liberty
Butler Shaffer
Webster Tarpley
Karen De Coster
Free Keene
The Austrian Economists
Aftermath News
No Beliefs
Nobody's Business
Liberty On Tour
Motorhome Diaries
Pro Libertate
Break The Matrix
Our Civilisation
Free Of State
The Freeman
To The People
Papers, Please!
Save The Males
Information Liberation
Injustice Everywhere
Conspiracy Planet
Checkpoint USA
Don't Tread On Mike
Free The Children
Free Range Kids
Climate Truth
End The Fed
USA vs Us
Mark Dice
Whale
VIDEO
Zeitgeist
Endgame
Terrorstorm
Core Of Corruption
Rise Of The Police State
One Nation Under Siege
The Obama Deception
The Ultimate Con
World According To Monsanto
King Corn
Food, Inc
The War On Kids
Vaccine Nation
Top Docs
Documentaries.net
Documentary Wire
True World History
Films For Action
Esoteric Tube
unleashthebeef@gmail.com
WHO'S GOT BEEF?
This handsome fella. I've created this little utopia for
two reasons:
1) To rant indiscriminately on issues with which I have
'beef'
2) To detail my path on a 100%
carnivorous diet
Won't you accompany me on my wondrous journey?
FEED ME BEEF!
RSS FEED
RECENT BEEF
Unleash The Mail! Fat Edition
Girls Of Summer, NH Edition
Post-Coital Candor
Stupidity Meets Socialism
Gabamania Runs Wild
Official Cause Of Death: Xbox
Soul Break
Common @ White House, GAF
Right Move, Wrong Perspective
Is There No Place That's Sacred?
Royalty Schmoyalty
Smart Slice My Throat
Words Can Be Hurtful...
Bear
Ride Alongs Aren't Sexy
A Letter From Paul
The War On Pubes
The Modern American Warrior
An Unobstructed View
January Search Terms
I Ain't Sayin' She A Beef Digger
Societal Self-Defeatism
FBQ: Vege-Fruitarianism
FBQ Part 3: On Views
FBQ Part 2: On Diet
ALL BEEF
BEEF ARCHIVE
August 2011
July 2011
May 2011
April 2011
March 2011
February 2011
January 2011
December 2010
November 2010
October 2010
July 2010
June 2010
May 2010
April 2010
March 2010
February 2010
August 2009
July 2009
THE BEST OF CCS
Popular Articles From
My Previous Website:
The Johnny Cash Shirt
Far Beyond MADD
Country Fuckers
City Slickers
Outlaw Or Asshole?
Amy Bruce Is A Whore
Gymtards
Jaded Cashiers
Idiots Of MySpace I
Idiots Of MySpace II
Instant Idiocy
Instant Idiocy II
Instant Idiocy III
Instant Idiocy IV
Instant Idiocy V
Instant Idiocy Essay
The Shit List
Rascal Faggs
Chocolate Lucky Charms
Whataburger = Perfection
PRIME LINKS
MEAT EATERS
Zeroing In On Health Forum
Zeroing In On Health Blog
The Bear
Bear's Essays
Dirty Carnivore Forum
Lex Rooker @ Raw Paleo
Kurt Harris @ PaNu
Barry Groves @ 2nd Opinions
High Fat Nutrition
Whole Health Source
Daily Lipid
Carnivore Health
Free The Animal
Mark's Daily Apple
Animal Pharm
Physical Regeneration
Health Matters
Power Of Meat
The Bovine
Vegetarians Are Evil
Let Them Eat Meat
Girl Gone Primal
Meatcandy
Conditioning Research
Cholesterol Skeptics
Beyond Vegetarianism
Top Ten Nutritonal Events
Top Ten Nutritional Myths
REQUIRED READING
Nutrition /Physical Degeneration
Good Calories, Bad Calories
Why We Get Fat
The Vegetarian Myth
Letter On Corpulence
Eat Fat And Grow Slim
The Fat Of The Land
The Stone Age Diet
Fat & Cholesterol Are Good
Trick And Treat
Fiber Menace
Cereal Killer
Radical Honesty
EASY LISTENING
Joe Rogan Experience
Jay Mohr Podcast
Bill Burr Podcast
Greg Fitzsimmons Podcast
Joey Diaz Podcast
Adam Corolla Podcast
Phil Hendrie Show
Robert Kelly Podcast
Jim Florentine Podcast
Jim & Eddy Talk Shit
FREEDOM LISTENING
Lew Rockwell Podcast
Larken Rose Audio
Free Talk Live
Freedomain Radio
No Agenda Show
School Sucks Podcast
GOOD CLEAN FUN
Hot Chics With Douchebags
Stuff White People Like
Best Page In The Universe
Awkward Family Photos
Fuck You, Penguin
People Of Walmart
Funny Or Die
Tucker Max
Tard Blog
Patrice O'Neal
Tourettes Guy
South Park
Cats That Look Like Hitler
Men Look Like Old Lesbians
27b/6
TRUTH
Lew Rockwell
Larken Rose
InfoWars
Grand Delusion
WikiLeaks
Ron Paul Daily
Campaign For Liberty
Butler Shaffer
Webster Tarpley
Karen De Coster
Free Keene
The Austrian Economists
Aftermath News
No Beliefs
Nobody's Business
Liberty On Tour
Motorhome Diaries
Pro Libertate
Break The Matrix
Our Civilisation
Free Of State
The Freeman
To The People
Papers, Please!
Save The Males
Information Liberation
Injustice Everywhere
Conspiracy Planet
Checkpoint USA
Don't Tread On Mike
Free The Children
Free Range Kids
Climate Truth
End The Fed
USA vs Us
Mark Dice
Whale
VIDEO
Zeitgeist
Endgame
Terrorstorm
Core Of Corruption
Rise Of The Police State
One Nation Under Siege
The Obama Deception
The Ultimate Con
World According To Monsanto
King Corn
Food, Inc
The War On Kids
Vaccine Nation
Top Docs
Documentaries.net
Documentary Wire
True World History
Films For Action
Esoteric Tube
January Search Terms: Almost-Cock-Free Edition
January 31, 2011
January 31, 2011
I should do this more often considering the ease-to-entertainment ratio of simply listing the search engine terms that bring the world’s most disturbed minds from the bowels of internet hell here to Unleash The Beef. You might recall some of the frightening terms listed when I did this last April in a cock-centric post. I cannot exaggerate the number of cock-related terms that land people at this website. For every search not including the word “cock,” there are literally hundreds of searches including it. And that’s counting “cock” specifically - I’m not including all the “dick,” “boner,” “schlong,” “penis,” and “wiener”-related searches. This moves the number into the thousands. What’s most disturbing about the relentless cock fanaticism is that it’s almost entirely in pursuit of “young,” “boy,” or “underage” cock. As always, the fact that civilization has not crumbled seems impossible. The second-most popular cock-specific search, although it’s often combined with the first, is for cocks bulging through lycra shorts. There is not enough room on the internet for me to list every variation of cock/lycra search that results in a UTB visit. Second runner-up goes to the incessant pursuit of the “widest cock” in existence. Again, you cannot fathom the number of different ways humanity can phrase a search for super-girthy dicks. Hey, I think I just coined another one!
This time I’m lightening the cock-load, but there were a select few cock-searches that would have been cruel not to share with you. They are as follows, and please note the sudden upsurge in interest over all things related to the Amish and their genitals:
This time I’m lightening the cock-load, but there were a select few cock-searches that would have been cruel not to share with you. They are as follows, and please note the sudden upsurge in interest over all things related to the Amish and their genitals:
amish boys cocks
amish males cocks
amish pubic cocks
amish gay boys
hot gay amish boys
amish dick dong
amish males cocks
amish pubic cocks
amish gay boys
hot gay amish boys
amish dick dong
felatio in amish culture
amish cunts usa
helpless wrestling fat gut bear cock
my boy scout leader sucked my cock stories
mr belvedere kevin cock
amish cunts usa
helpless wrestling fat gut bear cock
my boy scout leader sucked my cock stories
mr belvedere kevin cock
Here are my two favorite innocent search terms for the month (other than "mr belvedere kevin cock"). Highly entertaining when these pop up in a list that’s 90% revolting deviance:
eggs
spring
spring
And, before the standard list, my top five favorite search terms for January:
5. naked retard
4. paul stanley naked
3. gary levox licking his lips
2. what message do the media culture family friends and intimate play in shaping women s self-images regarding the appearance ogf their bodies-including genitals and breasts?
4. paul stanley naked
3. gary levox licking his lips
2. what message do the media culture family friends and intimate play in shaping women s self-images regarding the appearance ogf their bodies-including genitals and breasts?
Good question. Drumroll please…
1. gogurt donkey punch
On to the remaining depravity:
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gogurt addiction
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gay iphone porn compression shorts
gogurt addiction
hairy breasts of women
jessica simpson fucking willie nelson
dog licks peanut butter pussy
adolf meatler
athletics cunts
gay boys shitting
vegetable filled asshole
moms vs little tinny pubeless boys
show me the beef dumpster
couples shitting
bears bulges lycra free videos
fruitarian lesbian sex
young and the pubeless
young boys in little league baseball and fucking
gay locker room communal shower
vegan cow perez hilton
facials-are-very-important-really-they-are
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men humping the floor
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walmart symbol looks like an asshole
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thus creating a continuous chain of shitting and eating
guy raping me in speedos
my brother is the best fucker
deceitful gays ay glory holes
how to rape a lady
everyone must give me beef
the beef curtains choked on my own pubes
mr. fagg you want something with a little beef
looking for hot gay diapered men
hey say when you listen to your rice krispies in reverse you can hear the devil telling you to steal lucky s charms ;] lol
interracial gangbang on rollerblades
men humping the floor
my hairy gay legs
walmart symbol looks like an asshole
male models shittin in forest
rape on netflix
best rape scene on netflix instant
thus creating a continuous chain of shitting and eating
guy raping me in speedos
my brother is the best fucker
deceitful gays ay glory holes
how to rape a lady
everyone must give me beef
the beef curtains choked on my own pubes
mr. fagg you want something with a little beef
looking for hot gay diapered men
hey say when you listen to your rice krispies in reverse you can hear the devil telling you to steal lucky s charms ;] lol
interracial gangbang on rollerblades
No witty summation necessary. Not after the interracial gangbang on rollerblades.