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WHO'S GOT BEEF?
This handsome fella. I've created this little utopia for
two reasons:
1) To rant indiscriminately on issues with which I have
'beef'
2) To detail my path on a 100%
carnivorous diet
Won't you accompany me on my wondrous journey?
FEED ME BEEF!
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Right Move, Wrong Perspective
Is There No Place That's Sacred?
Royalty Schmoyalty
Smart Slice My Throat
Words Can Be Hurtful...
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Ride Alongs Aren't Sexy
A Letter From Paul
The War On Pubes
The Modern American Warrior
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Instant Idiocy
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Why We Get Fat
The Vegetarian Myth
Letter On Corpulence
Eat Fat And Grow Slim
The Fat Of The Land
The Stone Age Diet
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Cats That Look Like Hitler
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27b/6
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Lew Rockwell
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Grand Delusion
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Ron Paul Daily
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Butler Shaffer
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Karen De Coster
Free Keene
The Austrian Economists
Aftermath News
No Beliefs
Nobody's Business
Liberty On Tour
Motorhome Diaries
Pro Libertate
Break The Matrix
Our Civilisation
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The Freeman
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Save The Males
Information Liberation
Injustice Everywhere
Conspiracy Planet
Checkpoint USA
Don't Tread On Mike
Free The Children
Free Range Kids
Climate Truth
End The Fed
USA vs Us
Mark Dice
Whale
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Zeitgeist
Endgame
Terrorstorm
Core Of Corruption
Rise Of The Police State
One Nation Under Siege
The Obama Deception
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Vaccine Nation
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Films For Action
Esoteric Tube
unleashthebeef@gmail.com
WHO'S GOT BEEF?
This handsome fella. I've created this little utopia for
two reasons:
1) To rant indiscriminately on issues with which I have
'beef'
2) To detail my path on a 100%
carnivorous diet
Won't you accompany me on my wondrous journey?
FEED ME BEEF!
RSS FEED
RECENT BEEF
Unleash The Mail! Fat Edition
Girls Of Summer, NH Edition
Post-Coital Candor
Stupidity Meets Socialism
Gabamania Runs Wild
Official Cause Of Death: Xbox
Soul Break
Common @ White House, GAF
Right Move, Wrong Perspective
Is There No Place That's Sacred?
Royalty Schmoyalty
Smart Slice My Throat
Words Can Be Hurtful...
Bear
Ride Alongs Aren't Sexy
A Letter From Paul
The War On Pubes
The Modern American Warrior
An Unobstructed View
January Search Terms
I Ain't Sayin' She A Beef Digger
Societal Self-Defeatism
FBQ: Vege-Fruitarianism
FBQ Part 3: On Views
FBQ Part 2: On Diet
ALL BEEF
BEEF ARCHIVE
August 2011
July 2011
May 2011
April 2011
March 2011
February 2011
January 2011
December 2010
November 2010
October 2010
July 2010
June 2010
May 2010
April 2010
March 2010
February 2010
August 2009
July 2009
THE BEST OF CCS
Popular Articles From
My Previous Website:
The Johnny Cash Shirt
Far Beyond MADD
Country Fuckers
City Slickers
Outlaw Or Asshole?
Amy Bruce Is A Whore
Gymtards
Jaded Cashiers
Idiots Of MySpace I
Idiots Of MySpace II
Instant Idiocy
Instant Idiocy II
Instant Idiocy III
Instant Idiocy IV
Instant Idiocy V
Instant Idiocy Essay
The Shit List
Rascal Faggs
Chocolate Lucky Charms
Whataburger = Perfection
PRIME LINKS
MEAT EATERS
Zeroing In On Health Forum
Zeroing In On Health Blog
The Bear
Bear's Essays
Dirty Carnivore Forum
Lex Rooker @ Raw Paleo
Kurt Harris @ PaNu
Barry Groves @ 2nd Opinions
High Fat Nutrition
Whole Health Source
Daily Lipid
Carnivore Health
Free The Animal
Mark's Daily Apple
Animal Pharm
Physical Regeneration
Health Matters
Power Of Meat
The Bovine
Vegetarians Are Evil
Let Them Eat Meat
Girl Gone Primal
Meatcandy
Conditioning Research
Cholesterol Skeptics
Beyond Vegetarianism
Top Ten Nutritonal Events
Top Ten Nutritional Myths
REQUIRED READING
Nutrition /Physical Degeneration
Good Calories, Bad Calories
Why We Get Fat
The Vegetarian Myth
Letter On Corpulence
Eat Fat And Grow Slim
The Fat Of The Land
The Stone Age Diet
Fat & Cholesterol Are Good
Trick And Treat
Fiber Menace
Cereal Killer
Radical Honesty
EASY LISTENING
Joe Rogan Experience
Jay Mohr Podcast
Bill Burr Podcast
Greg Fitzsimmons Podcast
Joey Diaz Podcast
Adam Corolla Podcast
Phil Hendrie Show
Robert Kelly Podcast
Jim Florentine Podcast
Jim & Eddy Talk Shit
FREEDOM LISTENING
Lew Rockwell Podcast
Larken Rose Audio
Free Talk Live
Freedomain Radio
No Agenda Show
School Sucks Podcast
GOOD CLEAN FUN
Hot Chics With Douchebags
Stuff White People Like
Best Page In The Universe
Awkward Family Photos
Fuck You, Penguin
People Of Walmart
Funny Or Die
Tucker Max
Tard Blog
Patrice O'Neal
Tourettes Guy
South Park
Cats That Look Like Hitler
Men Look Like Old Lesbians
27b/6
TRUTH
Lew Rockwell
Larken Rose
InfoWars
Grand Delusion
WikiLeaks
Ron Paul Daily
Campaign For Liberty
Butler Shaffer
Webster Tarpley
Karen De Coster
Free Keene
The Austrian Economists
Aftermath News
No Beliefs
Nobody's Business
Liberty On Tour
Motorhome Diaries
Pro Libertate
Break The Matrix
Our Civilisation
Free Of State
The Freeman
To The People
Papers, Please!
Save The Males
Information Liberation
Injustice Everywhere
Conspiracy Planet
Checkpoint USA
Don't Tread On Mike
Free The Children
Free Range Kids
Climate Truth
End The Fed
USA vs Us
Mark Dice
Whale
VIDEO
Zeitgeist
Endgame
Terrorstorm
Core Of Corruption
Rise Of The Police State
One Nation Under Siege
The Obama Deception
The Ultimate Con
World According To Monsanto
King Corn
Food, Inc
The War On Kids
Vaccine Nation
Top Docs
Documentaries.net
Documentary Wire
True World History
Films For Action
Esoteric Tube
Soul Break
July 31, 2011
July 31, 2011
Last night, I looked into the eyes of an obnoxious, obese female (a description threatening to become synonymous with “average American female”) at the very moment her soul broke. It was beautiful:
Obese Girl: “Your ego’s too big even for Texas.”
Me: “Your asscheeks are too big even for those ‘Texas-sized’ thunder-panties you’ve got strapped on.”
Obese Girl’s friends: [ unbridled laughter ]
Obese Girl: “Asshole!”
Me: “Haha! It’s funny! Because all of your friends are sick of you cock-blocking them and now they’re laughing at your humungous ass. Haha! So big!”
Obese Girl’s friends: [ continued unbridled laughter ]
Obese Girl: [ nothing / despair / soul break ]
Final Score:
Me 1
Obese Girl 0
I AM THE WINNER.
Obese Girl: “Your ego’s too big even for Texas.”
Me: “Your asscheeks are too big even for those ‘Texas-sized’ thunder-panties you’ve got strapped on.”
Obese Girl’s friends: [ unbridled laughter ]
Obese Girl: “Asshole!”
Me: “Haha! It’s funny! Because all of your friends are sick of you cock-blocking them and now they’re laughing at your humungous ass. Haha! So big!”
Obese Girl’s friends: [ continued unbridled laughter ]
Obese Girl: [ nothing / despair / soul break ]
Final Score:
Me 1
Obese Girl 0
I AM THE WINNER.